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Levi Tillemann Dick

Running for Congress because it's what Dicks do

It’s almost surprising that Levi chose to change his name when he ran for congress. I mean, we understand why he wouldn’t want people to be reminded every time they see him that he is, in fact, a Dick. At the same time, it seems that the only things Levi has going for him in this race are his undying belief that government solves all problems, and the fact that he comes from a family of Kennedy wannabes where Daddy, Auntie, Uncle, Grandma and Grandpa were ALL politicians (or at least, failed politicians). . .

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Politician’s Speech Receives Great Reviews

Stay in school, kids. 

Hearing Professor Patrick Madden self-righteously drone about ACA “math not adding up,” “integrated circuits,” and “doing your homework” is enough to make any of as tear up our degrees and stuff it into our ears. He is why people drop out of school. And that’s not just our opinion. A quick scan of “Rate My Professor” turns up gems like “he is so smug it is painful to listen to him,” “Not impressive” and “Thinks he's too good for [us].”

That's exactly what we DON'T need in 2018.

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